Happy Turkey Day!
Thanksgiving: A time to get together with friends and family to give thanks for the positive things in our life. A time to argue with those same friends and family at the dinner table over politics and hockey teams. A time to put on your fat pants and eat 4 slices of pie, using one hand to wave off a fifth while the other grips the fork for the inevitable. A time for red wine, and another when the in-laws walk through the door. A time for blaming the tryptophan when you fall asleep on the couch at 8pm, though you always fall asleep on the couch at 8pm.
The holidays can be a stressful time for many, and heading into this season has been a particularly tough stretch for humanity so before the stresses of the season boil over, let’s look at a few of the lighter moments of the season.
Happy Gobble Gobble everyone.
“As god as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly.” ~ Classic WKRP
Sounds like the perfect bird!
Not much rhymes with turkey…
It is also important to exercise with all those extra calories coming in!
— Nicole Kurz (@fitfollowingcom) November 25, 2014
And of course, no matter how much red wine you’ve demolished, this is never a good idea…